Mac Attack Strain You can run, but you can’t hide. The mothership has landed and it’s a full-on assault. Laser beams, forcefields and death rays – the whole nine yards. Resistance is futile, and in the end, we’ll all succumb to the MAC Attack. Sour, dank, and notoriously potent, this otherworldly cross of Alien Cookies x Miracle 15 has only one directive: to vaporize any stoner standing in its path. So, who’s up first?
This stuff is caked. Forget world-class, we’re talkin’ about some of the finest trichome coverage this side of the galaxy. Masterfully grown by the OG known as Legend, this showstopping cultivar is hard to take your eyes off. Its deep violet hues are beset by shining flourishes of emerald and copper. The buds are mid-sized, dense and absolutely cured to perfection.
They don’t call it an Mac Attack Strain for nothin’. Breathe deep and let this nose-piercing stank lay siege to your olfactory. Massive amounts of sour berry, citrus peel and woodsy musk up front, followed by softer notes of sweet gas and creamy yogurt. Really unique aroma-shifter of a terp profile that’s weird in all the right ways. Fantastic flavour from the first toke to the dying embers. Burns to medium grey ash.
Hope you packed a space suit. Cause you’re way the hell out there now. Just you – and the great expanse, gazing back at a pale blue dot. Take your time, Rocket Man. You’ve earned it. A first-rate stone that’ll keep you spinning in orbit. Soaring. Clear-headed. And endlessly relaxing. Expect a mild tinge of burnout and a fierce case of the munchies. Houston, we have a MAC attack.